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[12 Jul 2006|02:48pm]
I forgot this existed. Been a long time...so i'd just like to say that, I finally found God.
yo5 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[12 Jun 2006|02:02am]
Omfg
apparently....yeah listen up, apparently if there was no jupiter, the earth would have ceased to exist billions of years ago
that is soo effed up 0.0
how everything relies on everything
and i also learned
that if you achieve light speed (which is impossible) you cease to exist in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd dimension, you exist purely in the 4th (time) and you can never go back
MY GOD
yo3 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[02 Jun 2006|12:46am]
My forum site is getting awful criticism
we need to expand to more users but we're not sure how
all this stress is killing me and kyle, we put our heart and souls into this and get laughed at
we're not going to let this get us down, but it's not easy to expand when our own members have no faith
members don't seem to post as much anymore etc, and this is a hassle for us
ugh
we need help
join kjharn or get other people to if you can :P
way(s) I'd love you ;)

[25 May 2006|08:54pm]
I am Satan.
yo2 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[23 May 2006|10:05pm]
outofcontrol2924: *emo* i cut myself for you jesus!
outofcontrol2924: ughhh the pain is so orgasmic
ChadFoxHoF: yea at least cut yourself for somebody you exists
ChadFoxHoF: OWNED
ChadFoxHoF: *who exists
ChadFoxHoF: damn
outofcontrol2924: lol
outofcontrol2924: he existed
outofcontrol2924: there's proof
outofcontrol2924: but i doubt he did ALL that ppl said he did :P
ChadFoxHoF: well he definatly invented atari
ChadFoxHoF: i dont car what you say
outofcontrol2924: yeah cuz he got so drunk
outofcontrol2924: he invented it before there was electricity
ChadFoxHoF: HE HAS A PROBLEM OK
outofcontrol2924: so it never spread
ChadFoxHoF: JUST LAY OFF HIM
outofcontrol2924: NO PROBLEM IS THAT BAD
outofcontrol2924: FUCK YOU
outofcontrol2924: HE NEEDS TO CONTROL HIMSELF

outofcontrol2924: *jesus cries in the corner*
outofcontrol2924: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
ChadFoxHoF: HEY STOP IT
ChadFoxHoF: JUST
ChadFoxHoF: STOP
ChadFoxHoF: lets not fight in front of him
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: are you guys getting a divorce?
ChadFoxHoF: WE ARENT GAY DAMNIT
outofcontrol2924: JESUS JUST...COVER YOUR EARS AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
outofcontrol2924: THIS WILL GET NASTY
ChadFoxHoF: SAYS WHO
ChadFoxHoF: I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
ChadFoxHoF: YOU
ChadFoxHoF: ARE
ChadFoxHoF: RIDICULOUS
outofcontrol2924: THAT'S IT *left swing punch to the jaw*
outofcontrol2924: =-O
outofcontrol2924: i am so...sorry..
ChadFoxHoF: *crack*
ChadFoxHoF: WHAT THE FUCK
outofcontrol2924: IM SORRY! YOU JUST GET TO MY NERVES SO MUCH SOMETIMES
outofcontrol2924: HERE TAKE A HIT
outofcontrol2924: GO AHEAD
outofcontrol2924: HIT ME
ChadFoxHoF: NO I WOULD NEVER HIT YOU
ChadFoxHoF: I
ChadFoxHoF: I LOVE YOU
outofcontrol2924: *deep sigh*
outofcontrol2924: I...i-i-i'm sorry...
ChadFoxHoF: SORRY WONT FIX MY JAW
outofcontrol2924: Jesus: *while crying* is everything better noww?
outofcontrol2924: no jesus....we need to run your mom to the hospital now...
outofcontrol2924: here just...i'll call an ambulance..
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: mommy are you alright?
ChadFoxHoF: mom: *blood*
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: *scream*...*cry*
outofcontrol2924: JESUS SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM
outofcontrol2924: NOW
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOMMY *sobbing*
outofcontrol2924: GET THE FUCK UPSTAIRS NOW
outofcontrol2924: OR I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU
ChadFoxHoF: hey hey come on youve done enough
outofcontrol2924: YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
outofcontrol2924: JUST WAIT FOR THE AMBULANCE
ChadFoxHoF: FINE
ChadFoxHoF: */bleeds in the corner*
outofcontrol2924: jesus....your mother and I are just going through some hard times right now
outofcontrol2924: your mommy and i love each other very mu...WOMAN GET THE FUCK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WAIT FOR THE AMBULANCE
ChadFoxHoF: eep
outofcontrol2924: GO!
outofcontrol2924: !
ChadFoxHoF: yes master *goes*
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: daddy where do babies come from
outofcontrol2924: they....they come from....
outofcontrol2924: aw hell
outofcontrol2924: you came out of your mother's....pussy
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: =-O
outofcontrol2924: yes it's true
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: i dont believe it *kicks your shins and runs*
outofcontrol2924: JESUS GET THE HELL BACK HERE BEFORE I PUT YOU BACK UP ON THE CROSS WHERE YOU BELONG
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: *holds tight to mommy*
outofcontrol2924: THAT'S IT
outofcontrol2924: *stabs jesus in the side with a blade*
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: i am slain *dead*
outofcontrol2924: DAMN RIGHT YOU JEW
outofcontrol2924: WOMAN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
ChadFoxHoF: YOU KILLED MY SON
ChadFoxHoF: NO
outofcontrol2924: BETTER YET JUST JUMP IN THE OVEN YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
ChadFoxHoF: NO
ChadFoxHoF: IM CALLING THE COPS
outofcontrol2924: BITCH YOU TOUCH THAT PHONE AND I'll DO THE SAME TO YOU I DID TO THOSE OTHER RELIGIOUS LEADERS
ChadFoxHoF: *dails*
ChadFoxHoF: 9
ChadFoxHoF: ...
outofcontrol2924: YOU FUCKING
ChadFoxHoF: 1
outofcontrol2924: *throws a dagger at you*
ChadFoxHoF: ...
ChadFoxHoF: areraeirhoehackajhfa njka hr.ace. a
outofcontrol2924: YOU WILL FUCKING BURN WITH THE REST OF THEM AFTER I EAT YOU
outofcontrol2924: *grabs your head*
ChadFoxHoF: ...1
outofcontrol2924: *twists your neck*
outofcontrol2924: *your bones begin to rub against each other, they gradually grind, then snap*
outofcontrol2924: *pant*
ChadFoxHoF: *Dead*
outofcontrol2924: i can't believe this...
outofcontrol2924: I must do away with her
outofcontrol2924: *eats the newly dead flesh*
outofcontrol2924: ugh
outofcontrol2924: i...i-i can't do this
ChadFoxHoF: *ressurection*
ChadFoxHoF: jesus:*flips the bird*
outofcontrol2924: :O
outofcontrol2924: how??
ChadFoxHoF: jesus: immm jesus beyyyotch
outofcontrol2924: NOOOO
*slow motion picks up dagger*
ChadFoxHoF: yessssssssssssss *eats subway sandwich*
outofcontrol2924: NOOOO*slow motion throws*
ChadFoxHoF: *wall collapses on you*
ChadFoxHoF: *dagger falls 30 ft short*
ChadFoxHoF: what the ef mang
outofcontrol2924: *dead*
outofcontrol2924: i will be back for you jesus..
outofcontrol2924: i will....*cough* be...baaaaaaac...*dies*
way(s) I'd love you ;)

[22 May 2006|06:05pm]
[ mood | groovy ]

Man i'm badass


outofcontrol2924: what the hell is work
outofcontrol2924: stop with all these weird ass words
katie a 7193: work
katie a 7193: is something you don't do either
outofcontrol2924: is that like a handjob?
outofcontrol2924: WHOAH
outofcontrol2924: WHOAH
outofcontrol2924: MEAN
outofcontrol2924: MEANNIEEE
katie a 7193: mhm :-P
outofcontrol2924: w/e
outofcontrol2924: *grabs pimp cane*
outofcontrol2924: i actually do have a job
outofcontrol2924: *puts on fur suit*
outofcontrol2924: and just to let you know
outofcontrol2924: *star shaped shades*
outofcontrol2924: i enjoy every minute of it
outofcontrol2924: *funk music plays*
outofcontrol2924: now good day
outofcontrol2924: *walks to caddy in a swingin motion*
katie a 7193: why
katie a 7193: do i even bother
outofcontrol2924: *ladies from the caddy*
outofcontrol2924: ladies: WE LOVE YOU IVAN!!!!
outofcontrol2924: *throws 20s*
outofcontrol2924: BITCHES WHERE'S THE REST OF MY MONEY
outofcontrol2924: *they cry*
outofcontrol2924: *slaps them all with a white glove*
outofcontrol2924: *they each throw 10 more*
outofcontrol2924: damn straight 8-)
outofcontrol2924: now which one of you sexxy foxes wants with ivan tonight?
outofcontrol2924: *each raises their hand*
outofcontrol2924: ladies ladies there's enough ivan for 4 threesomes
outofcontrol2924: let's get it onnnn
outofcontrol2924: *barry white plays*
outofcontrol2924: *caddy shakes a lot*
outofcontrol2924: *moaning*
Auto response from katie a ****: ...this is me going to find dinner because ivan's being a complete ass right now.

yo1 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[16 May 2006|11:14pm]
wow
ungrateful
11:12
yo3 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[11 May 2006|05:13pm]
YEAHHHHHHH
Im making my own music and starting 3d modeling
^___________________________________________________^ kekekekekekeke
you just wait till you hear my techno beats
uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
who wants to sing for meh ^.^
yo2 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[10 May 2006|01:19am]
good seeing scotty yesterday for the first time in a while
but now for my major dilemma
http://cgi.ebay.com/PREMIER-PIONEER-DEH-P760MP-P7600MP-P6600-FACEPLATE_W0QQitemZ9724761309QQcategoryZ71535QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
and
http://cgi.ebay.com/Pioneer-DEH-7600MP-CD-MP3-WMA-WAV-LIKE-NEW-FREE-S-H_W0QQitemZ9724132933QQcategoryZ39752QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
THOSE ARE MY HEAD UNIT THINGIES
apparently my head unit is rare, now worth 330 bucks, which is why it's been so hard for me to find the pieces for it
all i need is the head unit, but i came across the second link first, and noticed the full thing for 170 including shipping, remote and other things i never had
problem is i can't afford it :/
i'd be willing to pay someone for it if they buy it for me, and pay em the rest when i get my job, but who would do that for me :P
i want to actually buy both
this way, i can have my original one again, and sell the second one for a good price, therefore only really losing like 20 bucks

help guys if you can!
yo3 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[06 May 2006|02:05am]
well
short summary of my week
did bad on half of finals
car was broken into and 600 dollars of possesions were stolen
lost job interview a couple times
ran over a bunny :[
prom went bad
computer got a virus
parents think im gay

fabulous life
yo1 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[29 Apr 2006|01:16pm]
i have to agree with scott, and some of the other people from kjharn when i say
"lol, emo people"
yo1 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[11 Apr 2006|07:25pm]
I'd like to point out that some people have quite the nerve
in stepping in business where they don't even know what's going on
and they don't even know who i am anymore
i love you all
yo1 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[10 Apr 2006|10:35pm]
today was great
i wont elaborate
it'll get me into trouble :]
yo1 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[05 Apr 2006|06:36pm]
my roommates are pathetic
one comes home and plays world of warcraft all f****** day long
unbef*****lievable
i've been recording and i average him out between 6-8 hours a day of that game
this is the most lazy and worst contributor to society in the world
i honestly can't believe what some people do with themselves
life is too great to abuse
you only live once, last thing you need to do is waste a fourth of it playing a fucking video games
obviously he has no respect for himself or his body
/rant
yo3 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[04 Apr 2006|02:40am]
Not our best
but jesus does get drunk
outofcontrol2924: your buttock muscles were ripped
ChadFoxHoF: oh
outofcontrol2924: those are the muscles that allow you to use your thighs for walking as well as thigh muscle
outofcontrol2924: if you walk
outofcontrol2924: you might rip them again
ChadFoxHoF: we will se about that
ChadFoxHoF: *walks*
ChadFoxHoF: look im jesu*trips and rips muscles*
outofcontrol2924: *shakes head*
outofcontrol2924: *puts you back in bed*
outofcontrol2924: add another week now
ChadFoxHoF: but im jesus
outofcontrol2924: no you are not
outofcontrol2924: you are nick effing dicesare
ChadFoxHoF: yes huh
ChadFoxHoF: i walked
ChadFoxHoF: im jesus
outofcontrol2924: *rolls eyes*
outofcontrol2924: go ahead
outofcontrol2924: do it again
outofcontrol2924: i dare yah
ChadFoxHoF: i dunno i mean i mihgt get hurt
outofcontrol2924: NO SHIT CUZ YOU'RE NOT JESUS
ChadFoxHoF: i am to jesus
ChadFoxHoF: jesus walks
ChadFoxHoF: so do i
ChadFoxHoF: we are practically the same gut
ChadFoxHoF: *guy
outofcontrol2924: he also cured and started a religion
ChadFoxHoF: i cured
ChadFoxHoF: im workin on the last part
outofcontrol2924: i mean cured other people
ChadFoxHoF: i cured other people too
ChadFoxHoF: that guy over there
ChadFoxHoF: needed a tissue
ChadFoxHoF: so i punched him in the nose
ChadFoxHoF: now he needs an operation
outofcontrol2924: o.0
ChadFoxHoF: not a tissue
outofcontrol2924: THAT MADE IT WORSE
ChadFoxHoF: problem solved
outofcontrol2924: that solved the problem of lack of tissue but made an even worse issue making his life worse!
outofcontrol2924: !
ChadFoxHoF: details
ChadFoxHoF: look youre just jealous because im jesus
outofcontrol2924: well im mohammed
outofcontrol2924: and im literally related
outofcontrol2924: so that means im more badass
outofcontrol2924: my religion is bigger!!!! *childish mockery*
ChadFoxHoF: my dick is bigger
ChadFoxHoF: *shows*
outofcontrol2924: :-(
outofcontrol2924: *kills self*
ChadFoxHoF: *does jesus like stuff while the cheers theme plays*
outofcontrol2924: ok that's it
outofcontrol2924: *ressurects self*
outofcontrol2924: *puts on gloves and manifests a ring*
outofcontrol2924: we're fighting now
outofcontrol2924: boxing style
outofcontrol2924: *does the shuffle*
ChadFoxHoF: dude i cant i have a butt injury
outofcontrol2924: *heals your injury*
ChadFoxHoF: *puts the ring in the middle of the ocean*
outofcontrol2924: nice
outofcontrol2924: but you drowned the audience
ChadFoxHoF: *walks on water away*
ChadFoxHoF: haha sucker you are stuck
outofcontrol2924: jesus doesn't kill you douche
outofcontrol2924: stuck?
outofcontrol2924: d00d
outofcontrol2924: in case you forgot
outofcontrol2924: god talks to me too
ChadFoxHoF: you cant walk on water
outofcontrol2924: *dials god's digits*
outofcontrol2924: yo god
outofcontrol2924: this asshole tried to drown me
outofcontrol2924: god: ok h/o
ChadFoxHoF: *does icky shuffle*
outofcontrol2924: *god sends a life boat*
outofcontrol2924: thanks
outofcontrol2924: *drives off to land*
ChadFoxHoF: *does the moonwalk*
outofcontrol2924: *does the sun walk*
outofcontrol2924: !
ChadFoxHoF: *Cheering* here we go jesus here we go *clap* *clap*
outofcontrol2924: *helicopter breakdance*
ChadFoxHoF: w/e fag see you later im going to get wasted
ChadFoxHoF: *turns water into wine*
ChadFoxHoF: *gets tanked
ChadFoxHoF: **
outofcontrol2924: what the
outofcontrol2924: you just lost!
ChadFoxHoF: dont tel meeee wat to do
ChadFoxHoF: *swings and misses*
ChadFoxHoF: *falls awkwardly on the ground*
ChadFoxHoF: *starts making out with the dirt*
outofcontrol2924: ew
outofcontrol2924: dude do you realize what you're doing?
ChadFoxHoF: *yells even though im not angry and you are less than 3 feet away* AND ANOTHER THING
outofcontrol2924: ?
ChadFoxHoF: IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MAKING FUN OF OL JESUS OVER HERE
outofcontrol2924: dude you're drunk
outofcontrol2924: just....just give me the booze and everything will be alright
ChadFoxHoF: JUST CAUS E IM NOT THE GREATEST AT EVERYTHING DOESNT MEAN IM NOT THE GREATEST AT EVERYTHING
ChadFoxHoF: no its mine
outofcontrol2924: *takes it*
outofcontrol2924: *smashes it on ground*
outofcontrol2924: *grabs your shoulders*
outofcontrol2924: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
ChadFoxHoF: what the y did j00 do tha
outofcontrol2924: you're drunk beyond belief
ChadFoxHoF: n a uh im fine
outofcontrol2924: *punch*
outofcontrol2924: did you even feel that?
ChadFoxHoF: dude did joo just grab my balls
outofcontrol2924: -_-
outofcontrol2924: yeah...sure...i grabbed your balls
ChadFoxHoF: ew are you gay mang
ChadFoxHoF: cause im not into that stuff
outofcontrol2924: mhm
outofcontrol2924: flamin homo
ChadFoxHoF: *wanders away while you are trying to explain*
ChadFoxHoF: *somehow finds more booze*
ChadFoxHoF: *chugs*
ChadFoxHoF: *Sings* OOOOOURRRRR GODDD IS A NN AWESUM GUDDDDDDD
outofcontrol2924: OK THAT'S IT
outofcontrol2924: *biff*
ChadFoxHoF: *passes out*
outofcontrol2924: *carries you to a hotel room and puts you in a bed while you vomit uncontrollably*
ChadFoxHoF: *waviers in and out of conciousness*
outofcontrol2924: *10 hours later you wake up)
ChadFoxHoF: *but i was so drunk before i wake up still drunk*
ChadFoxHoF: heeeeeeeey buddddie
outofcontrol2924: omg
outofcontrol2924: you're kidding
outofcontrol2924: well im sure it ain't as bad as before
ChadFoxHoF: im never baad im a god boy
ChadFoxHoF: HAHA get it
ChadFoxHoF: god=good
ChadFoxHoF: teheheheheehe
outofcontrol2924: *biff*
ChadFoxHoF: ow
ChadFoxHoF: ehy come on mang
outofcontrol2924: *pow*
ChadFoxHoF: i thought we were DAMNIT
outofcontrol2924: *kick*
ChadFoxHoF: what id youre proJESUS CHRITS WTF
outofcontrol2924: GODAMNIT PASS OUT ALREADY
outofcontrol2924: *smashes bat over your head*
ChadFoxHoF: *passed out*
outofcontrol2924: thank you
outofcontrol2924: *5 hours later*
ChadFoxHoF: *incredible hangover*
ChadFoxHoF: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ChadFoxHoF: *incredible hangover*
ChadFoxHoF: godddddamnit what did i do last night
outofcontrol2924: you got wicked drunk
outofcontrol2924: and made out with soil
ChadFoxHoF: that doesnt sounds like me
outofcontrol2924: *shows you video of "prophets gone wild"
outofcontrol2924: you even flashed your peehole
ChadFoxHoF: wow
ChadFoxHoF: thats rather convincing
ChadFoxHoF: or is it
ChadFoxHoF: *smashes tape*
outofcontrol2924: that's ok
outofcontrol2924: i made over a million copies spread throughout 100,000 hiding spots all over the world
ChadFoxHoF: oh
ChadFoxHoF: cool
ChadFoxHoF: well im gonna go get wasted see ya
ChadFoxHoF: *water into wine*
outofcontrol2924: *sigh*
ChadFoxHoF: *tanked*
outofcontrol2924: i give up
outofcontrol2924: *walks away*
ChadFoxHoF: haaaaa wher j00 goin molehomed
ChadFoxHoF: come bac bud we got more to cher
outofcontrol2924: *keeps walkin*
ChadFoxHoF: *stumbles behind you*
ChadFoxHoF: he mang com on it wll be fun
outofcontrol2924: *gets in cab and drives off*
ChadFoxHoF: *runs after but ends up falling on the ground again*
ChadFoxHoF: *talks to the ground as if he was talking to you still*
ChadFoxHoF: mang com on i fought we wer freinds
outofcontrol2924: *some other town at this point*
ChadFoxHoF: gimme a hug mang i still want a freind
ChadFoxHoF: okey thar we go bud
ChadFoxHoF: lets go swimmin yaaaaaaa
ChadFoxHoF: *swimming motions on ground*
outofcontrol2924: *comes back*
outofcontrol2924: *finds you having sex with a gopher hole*
outofcontrol2924: my...god
ChadFoxHoF: molehumed hey mang wer you ben
outofcontrol2924: doing my taxes
outofcontrol2924: what about you
ChadFoxHoF: taxes pfffft *lots of spit*
outofcontrol2924: ew man ew
ChadFoxHoF: i d like to do some of yer taxres
ChadFoxHoF: heh heh
ChadFoxHoF: *trips*
outofcontrol2924: that's gross
ChadFoxHoF: molehumed how you get so tal
ChadFoxHoF: i gota pee now
ChadFoxHoF: *pees in mailbox*
outofcontrol2924: AW DUDE YOU PISSED ON MY TAXES
outofcontrol2924: at least they're double wrapped
outofcontrol2924: *grabs you*
outofcontrol2924: STOP IT
outofcontrol2924: STOP GETTING SO TANKED
ChadFoxHoF: sry mang we still freinds ryte?
ChadFoxHoF: i lve you *failed hug attempt that ends with me on the ground*
ChadFoxHoF: owwies
outofcontrol2924: here
outofcontrol2924: just have some more booze
outofcontrol2924: *gives you a full drum of booze*
ChadFoxHoF: how drinks out of a drm
ChadFoxHoF: por peple
ChadFoxHoF: im no por
outofcontrol2924: it's a keg buddy
ChadFoxHoF: cll it a keg then you fagot
outofcontrol2924: wtf did you even say?
ChadFoxHoF: d you not hav ears
ChadFoxHoF: i saaaaaaid
outofcontrol2924: hey look at that *points to sky*
ChadFoxHoF: *looks up but falls *
outofcontrol2924: *uppercut*
ChadFoxHoF: ow hey mand why you do tht
outofcontrol2924: PASS OUT SO YOU CAN JUST WAKE UP SOBER AND NO LONGER BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY
outofcontrol2924: *numerous uppercuts*
ChadFoxHoF: ow mang i tht we wer freinds
ChadFoxHoF: *passed out*
outofcontrol2924: *10 hours later*
ChadFoxHoF: *still has a .12 bac *
ChadFoxHoF: *wakes up*
ChadFoxHoF: HEY MANG THIS YER HOUSE IT NICE MANG I STAY HER
outofcontrol2924: *UBER BIFF*
ChadFoxHoF: *passed out
ChadFoxHoF: **
outofcontrol2924: *10 hours later*
ChadFoxHoF: *crusified for public intoxication*
ChadFoxHoF: *frowny face*
outofcontrol2924: awww silly jesus
ChadFoxHoF: *dead*
ChadFoxHoF: *rises on easter to get tanked one more time*
outofcontrol2924: omfg
outofcontrol2924: no way
ChadFoxHoF: *but im only a spirit so its ok*
outofcontrol2924: i give up
outofcontrol2924: this guy is insane
ChadFoxHoF: *yelling in the background* HEY GET A LOAD OF MOLEHOMED HER
ChadFoxHoF: HES LIKE
ChadFoxHoF: IM NO GHOST
ChadFoxHoF: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
outofcontrol2924: wow i hate you
ChadFoxHoF: BUT WE R FREINDS NO?
outofcontrol2924: i hate you so much
outofcontrol2924: i don't know you
ChadFoxHoF: *easter is over*
outofcontrol2924: finally
ChadFoxHoF: *the end*
way(s) I'd love you ;)

[22 Mar 2006|10:56pm]
outofcontrol2924: nada
ChadFoxHoF: ha you almost said nads
outofcontrol2924: you almost sai...*PUNCH*
ChadFoxHoF: OH FUC OW GODAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
outofcontrol2924: *UNPUNCH*
outofcontrol2924: :D
ChadFoxHoF: but the hurt is still there ivan
ChadFoxHoF: the hurt is still there
outofcontrol2924: *UNHURT*
outofcontrol2924: ?
ChadFoxHoF: i guess its a little better
outofcontrol2924: *PROLOVE*
ChadFoxHoF: ew
ChadFoxHoF: what is that
outofcontrol2924: you know
outofcontrol2924: there's
outofcontrol2924: unlove
outofcontrol2924: and love
outofcontrol2924: and
outofcontrol2924: prolove
outofcontrol2924: !
ChadFoxHoF: ya but what is pro love
ChadFoxHoF: ive never heard of that
outofcontrol2924: the opposite of unlove
outofcontrol2924: propunch
outofcontrol2924: pro anything
outofcontrol2924: it's basically an exaggeration of the normal
ChadFoxHoF: so pro-fessional is the opposite of un-fessional?
outofcontrol2924: you know it
outofcontrol2924: proactive
outofcontrol2924: unactive
outofcontrol2924: prolong
outofcontrol2924: un....long?
outofcontrol2924: prolife
outofcontrol2924: /wrists
outofcontrol2924: :D
ChadFoxHoF: penis and blender
outofcontrol2924: uhhhhh
ChadFoxHoF: now i get it
outofcontrol2924: more or less
outofcontrol2924: well
outofcontrol2924: not really
outofcontrol2924: uhh
outofcontrol2924: yeah
outofcontrol2924: you get it
outofcontrol2924: here's a lolipop *throws you a lolipop*
ChadFoxHoF: clock, and *lolipop hits and sticks to my head* DAMNIT
outofcontrol2924: lol
outofcontrol2924: eat it
ChadFoxHoF: its stuck with stickyness
ChadFoxHoF: pro-stickyness if you will
outofcontrol2924: ohhh
outofcontrol2924: see
outofcontrol2924: you get it
outofcontrol2924: propro
ChadFoxHoF: !
ChadFoxHoF: impossible
outofcontrol2924: proprofessional
outofcontrol2924: possible
ChadFoxHoF: no
ChadFoxHoF: no
outofcontrol2924: yes
ChadFoxHoF: o
outofcontrol2924: i make the rules
ChadFoxHoF: i dont believe it
outofcontrol2924: you son of a bitch
ChadFoxHoF: no you dont
outofcontrol2924: *makes you believe*
outofcontrol2924: *shows you the light*
outofcontrol2924: *hands flashlight*
outofcontrol2924: see
outofcontrol2924: light
ChadFoxHoF: in fact im pretty sure this guy makes the rules *points to a tree*
outofcontrol2924: oh
outofcontrol2924: oh
outofcontrol2924: you mean this gu...*chops it down*
outofcontrol2924: MWUAHAHA
ChadFoxHoF: hey come on
ChadFoxHoF: *gives cpr to fallen tree*
ChadFoxHoF: I WONT LOSE ANOTHER ONE
outofcontrol2924: MWUAHAHAHAHA
outofcontrol2924: you can't win
outofcontrol2924: oh wow
outofcontrol2924: ill make that a rule
outofcontrol2924: *puts in rule book*
ChadFoxHoF: *points at you while crying* YOURE A BASTARD
ChadFoxHoF: YOU HEAR ME
ChadFoxHoF: BASTARD!!!!
outofcontrol2924: *puts hands to ear*
outofcontrol2924: what i didnt hear that
ChadFoxHoF: *leaves dead tree*
outofcontrol2924: you'll have to say it agai...*runs*
ChadFoxHoF: YOURE A MOTHER FUCKER
ChadFoxHoF: *chases*
outofcontrol2924: *gets in subway*
outofcontrol2924: *takes train to....bronx*
outofcontrol2924: *paints self black*
outofcontrol2924: now i'll blend in
ChadFoxHoF: oh god they all look the same
outofcontrol2924: *talks street*
ChadFoxHoF: *kills every black guy i see*
outofcontrol2924: *runs from the scene before he kills me*
outofcontrol2924: *dresses like a........muslim*
outofcontrol2924: *moves to afghanistan*
ChadFoxHoF: *gives up...morns over the dead tree whil sobbing softly to myself*
outofcontrol2924: *having gay sex with osama*
outofcontrol2924: *screams* THIS IS FOR YOU BUDYYYYYYY
outofcontrol2924: *suicide...ejaculation*
outofcontrol2924: *massive explosion*
outofcontrol2924: *osama is dead*
ChadFoxHoF: but osama doesnt bring my tree back :-(
outofcontrol2924: ugh fine
outofcontrol2924: *uses magic willy sperm to bring tree back to life*
ChadFoxHoF: HOLY HELL IT WORKED
outofcontrol2924: *tree grows immensely from nutritous sperm*
ChadFoxHoF: *makes out with tree*
ChadFoxHoF: dont ever do that to me again babe
ChadFoxHoF: dont you ever leave me
outofcontrol2924: *tree suffers a heart attack*
ChadFoxHoF: WTF IT DOESNT HAVE A HEART
ChadFoxHoF: *gives up on love*
ChadFoxHoF: ill never find anyone
ChadFoxHoF: :-(
outofcontrol2924: *gives you sexier tree with great thighs*
ChadFoxHoF: i cant
ChadFoxHoF: all i can think about is my old tree
outofcontrol2924: *clones it*
ChadFoxHoF: :D
ChadFoxHoF: *sex*
outofcontrol2924: ...*and gives it awesome thighs*
ChadFoxHoF: *hot tree on human action*
outofcontrol2924: *videotapes*
outofcontrol2924: *sells for millions of dollars*
outofcontrol2924: *tree on human becomes new fad*
ChadFoxHoF: do i get some profit too?
outofcontrol2924: ugh fine
outofcontrol2924: here's 3.50
outofcontrol2924: *hands over*
ChadFoxHoF: 3.50!!!
outofcontrol2924: i mean uhhhh
outofcontrol2924: .350 :D
outofcontrol2924: better?
ChadFoxHoF: *pays for your parking tomorrow*
ChadFoxHoF: OH NOW I CANT
ChadFoxHoF: CRIMENY
outofcontrol2924: FINE
outofcontrol2924: 10 bucks
ChadFoxHoF: I GIVE UP
outofcontrol2924: 20!
ChadFoxHoF: I GIVE UP
ChadFoxHoF: NOW
ChadFoxHoF: NOW
outofcontrol2924: 10000000000002020202!!!!!
ChadFoxHoF: SEE YA
ChadFoxHoF: NO
outofcontrol2924: *shoots self*
ChadFoxHoF: I DONT WANT YOUR PITY CASH
outofcontrol2924: I KILLED MYSELF BEFORE YOU DID
outofcontrol2924: NO
outofcontrol2924: FUCKING TAKE IT
outofcontrol2924: *jams it down your thrroat*
outofcontrol2924: YOU LIKE THAT
outofcontrol2924: YOU COCKSUCKER
outofcontrol2924: FUCKIN TAKE IT
ChadFoxHoF: *continues yelling even tho im tlaking to a dead body*
ChadFoxHoF: I WILL NOT TAKE IT
ChadFoxHoF: ITS PROBABLY COATED WITH COCAIN
ChadFoxHoF: YOU ASS
outofcontrol2924: oh shit im dead
outofcontrol2924: *gradually dying*
outofcontrol2924: *cough*
outofcontrol2924: *wheeze*
ChadFoxHoF: AND ANOTHER THING
outofcontrol2924: nick
outofcontrol2924: im not gonna make it
ChadFoxHoF: IF YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE AGAIN
ChadFoxHoF: ILL HAVE TO JOIN IN NEXT TIME
outofcontrol2924: ;-)
outofcontrol2924: *java music plays*
outofcontrol2924: ooooohhhhh yeahhhhh
outofcontrol2924: *chef's voice*
outofcontrol2924: no
outofcontrol2924: *barry white's voice*
outofcontrol2924: you dig it baby?
outofcontrol2924: ;-)
ChadFoxHoF: *continues yelling while this is occuring*
outofcontrol2924: *i explode from the sheer adjustment from white man's penis size to black mans(
ChadFoxHoF: NOW YOU TAKE YOUR MONEY AND GO LIVE SOME WHERE
outofcontrol2924: *dead*
ChadFoxHoF: I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN
outofcontrol2924: *dead body rolls away so you dont have to see it*
ChadFoxHoF: *scene fades out with me yelling at the spot where your body was next to a pile of money*
outofcontrol2924: *curtians close*
outofcontrol2924: *audience claps*
outofcontrol2924: * i walk onto the front of the stage with you*
outofcontrol2924: * i bow*
ChadFoxHoF: *bow*
outofcontrol2924: *double bow*
outofcontrol2924: then
ChadFoxHoF: we dance
outofcontrol2924: MASSIVE RAVE
outofcontrol2924: mmm tss mmtss mmtsss
outofcontrol2924: *strips*
ChadFoxHoF: *panic dances*
outofcontrol2924: *fin*
yo3 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[21 Mar 2006|12:45am]
i like a giiiiiiiiiiii-i-i-i-i-irl
but eff it
sick of this relationship stuff
going to work on what's best at this moment
school and fitness
yo2 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[25 Feb 2006|01:22pm]
ChadFoxHoF: before he left
ChadFoxHoF: hes like
ChadFoxHoF: when i come back there better be used condoms on the floor, beer cans all over the place
ChadFoxHoF: and the room better smell like ass, alcohol, and weed
outofcontrol2924: lmao
ChadFoxHoF: if he wasnt queer
ChadFoxHoF: hed be awesome
outofcontrol2924: lmfao
outofcontrol2924: haha
outofcontrol2924: well he's bi
ChadFoxHoF: w/e
outofcontrol2924: heee liiikes butttseccckkkssss ;-)
ChadFoxHoF: i know
ChadFoxHoF: and he had it on his bed!
outofcontrol2924: rofl
outofcontrol2924: sit there
outofcontrol2924: and you might get aids
ChadFoxHoF: he doesnt have aid
ChadFoxHoF: s
ChadFoxHoF: lol
outofcontrol2924: that
outofcontrol2924: is what heeee says
outofcontrol2924: but has he been tested? ;-)
ChadFoxHoF: omg he doesnt have aids
outofcontrol2924: HOW DO YOU KNOW
outofcontrol2924: THAT KIND OF IGNORANCE
outofcontrol2924: IS WHAT GETS PEOPLE TO GET AIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE
outofcontrol2924: ohhh im safe margaret
outofcontrol2924: ohhhh we don't need a condom margaret
outofcontrol2924: share this needle with me margaret
outofcontrol2924: INJECT MY BLOOD INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM MARGARET
ChadFoxHoF: ...
ChadFoxHoF: i have a feeling that if he had aids
ChadFoxHoF: i wouldnt catch it by sitting on his bed
outofcontrol2924: dude
outofcontrol2924: seamen
outofcontrol2924: can live 1 day outside the body
outofcontrol2924: just millin around
outofcontrol2924: all cool like and shit
outofcontrol2924: THEN ATTACK
ChadFoxHoF: its not like i have open sores all over my ass!
outofcontrol2924: CRAWLS UP YOUR ASS OR YOUR DICKHOLE
ChadFoxHoF: plus im wearing pants!
outofcontrol2924: THEY CAN SEEP THROUGH PANTS!
outofcontrol2924: they are like spies <.<
>.>
ChadFoxHoF: its not like its a giant pool of jiz on his bed
ChadFoxHoF: and it was a week ago
ChadFoxHoF: jesus
outofcontrol2924: they evolve
outofcontrol2924: to live longer outside the body
outofcontrol2924: then BAM
ChadFoxHoF: *slap*
outofcontrol2924: they use their jetpacks
outofcontrol2924: and fly into your eyeballs
ChadFoxHoF: GET A HOLD OFYOURSELF
ChadFoxHoF: 1!!!!
way(s) I'd love you ;)

[14 Feb 2006|11:17am]
SO Nick and I are complete morons
we imitated girls for a straight couple minutes
soooo that will explain this upcoming entry


ChadFoxHoF: roffle waffle
outofcontrol2924: omfg hello!
outofcontrol2924: lyke totally like chah what's like up!?
ChadFoxHoF: well lyke omgzZz
ChadFoxHoF: i was getting my nails done
outofcontrol2924: o rly?
ChadFoxHoF: and this guy comes up to me
ChadFoxHoF: hes like
ChadFoxHoF: hey baby
outofcontrol2924: lyke no way
outofcontrol2924: did he put it in your crotch>
ChadFoxHoF: shut up!
ChadFoxHoF: yes
ChadFoxHoF: *blush*
outofcontrol2924: OR YOUR ASS
outofcontrol2924: YOU SICK WHORE
ChadFoxHoF: both
ChadFoxHoF: *blush*
outofcontrol2924: you
outofcontrol2924: are
outofcontrol2924: SUCH A WHORE!!! *loud girl scream*
ChadFoxHoF: youre just jelous because you are a vigin!
ChadFoxHoF: virgin
ChadFoxHoF: *pulls your hair*
outofcontrol2924: not....since yesterday!!! *nother girl scream*
outofcontrol2924: AHHH
ChadFoxHoF: *chick fight*
ChadFoxHoF: *for some reason we jump into a pool while fighting*
outofcontrol2924: wait wait
ChadFoxHoF: *and take off most of our clothes*
outofcontrol2924: since when were we fighting?
outofcontrol2924: oh
outofcontrol2924: gotcha
outofcontrol2924: *strip fest*
outofcontrol2924: *lands in mud pool*
ChadFoxHoF: *make out session*
outofcontrol2924: omgggg i lyke totally just kissed my bestest friend
outofcontrol2924: you are such a whore!
outofcontrol2924: but you're so hott ahaha
ChadFoxHoF: you are too
ChadFoxHoF: *sexy smile*
outofcontrol2924: *sex*
ChadFoxHoF: wow
outofcontrol2924: ?
ChadFoxHoF: that was hot
outofcontrol2924: ahaha we're whores
ChadFoxHoF: yea but hot ones
ChadFoxHoF: ;-)
outofcontrol2924: lyke chah lets do makeup!
outofcontrol2924: *applies makeup*
ChadFoxHoF: *as well*
outofcontrol2924: here wear this skirt *hands you a skirt shorter than your panties*
outofcontrol2924: and i'll wear this blouse *puts on nothing*
outofcontrol2924: whoops! guess i don't have one hahahhaahahaha
ChadFoxHoF: LOL
ChadFoxHoF: its ok the bra will be ok
outofcontrol2924: i'll just put on this really really really really tight pushup bra and go outside like that
ChadFoxHoF: yea that will work
ChadFoxHoF: i just realized
ChadFoxHoF: im not wearing panties
ChadFoxHoF: whoops
outofcontrol2924: let me get that for you
outofcontrol2924: *sex again*
ChadFoxHoF: wow that was good
ChadFoxHoF: even better than the first time
outofcontrol2924: what can i say haha i'm like so totally a whore! WHOOPS DID I SAY THAT?! ahahahaha i meant a whore
outofcontrol2924: lets lyke totally go out and look for guys to fuck now
ChadFoxHoF: cha
outofcontrol2924: *goes to beach*
outofcontrol2924: *walks up to a guy*
outofcontrol2924: hey you, i'm giving you a once in a lifetime opportunity just cuz you're totally hawt lyke wanna bang?
guy: sure
girl: HAHA JAY KAY hahaha...you're beat
outofcontrol2924: lets go find another guy besides this loser
ChadFoxHoF: yea
outofcontrol2924: guy: *cries*
ChadFoxHoF: well fuck some other guys brains out
outofcontrol2924: haha lyke yah, i sooo need a good cock
outofcontrol2924: nice and thick and juicy
ChadFoxHoF: lyke cha
ChadFoxHoF: i mean, i already had 10 today
ChadFoxHoF: but its been over 5 minutes since ive had sex
outofcontrol2924: look at this
outofcontrol2924: c==8
outofcontrol2924: AHAHAHA i'm such a perv!
ChadFoxHoF: hahahaha
ChadFoxHoF: (.Y.)
ChadFoxHoF: mee too
ChadFoxHoF: hehehehe
outofcontrol2924: those are like mine, size DD
outofcontrol2924: you only have D you flat chest haha
ChadFoxHoF: *cries*
outofcontrol2924: awww baby i'm sorry *makeout*
outofcontrol2924: *fucks ten guys*
ChadFoxHoF: *sex*
outofcontrol2924: THREESOME!! ahaha
ChadFoxHoF: well
outofcontrol2924: here finger my butt
ChadFoxHoF: it was 11
outofcontrol2924: i'll lick your crotch
ChadFoxHoF: awesome i wanted to try this
ChadFoxHoF: *does it*
outofcontrol2924: AHHHHHH
outofcontrol2924: YOU WHORE
outofcontrol2924: !!!!
ChadFoxHoF: you told me to!!!!!!lol
outofcontrol2924: lyke look at this *grabs a guy with rock hard abs and licks his chest* ahahahaha
outofcontrol2924: im sooo totally leading him on
outofcontrol2924: *fucks him*
outofcontrol2924: I COULDN'T RESIST
ChadFoxHoF: hahahah!!!!
outofcontrol2924: o shit i think i got STDs
ChadFoxHoF: i love you
outofcontrol2924: ahaha i lyke totally love you
outofcontrol2924: what's aids anyway?
outofcontrol2924: my doctor tells me i have em and i asked if that was some kind of sex goddess power cuz lyke after all look at me ahahaha
ChadFoxHoF: awesomely informational dick sex
ChadFoxHoF: !!!!hahaha
outofcontrol2924: !!!HAHAHAHAHA
outofcontrol2924: i love you nicka
ChadFoxHoF: awe i lyke totally love you 2 yvanna
ChadFoxHoF: *passiontate kiss*
outofcontrol2924: ew you whore
outofcontrol2924: <3
yo8 way(s) I'd love you ;)

[02 Feb 2006|03:31pm]
Well
i said i won't use this anymore
which will still remain true
but nick and i have tons of insane convo's which we feel need to be charished
therefore
those convos will be posted here
ChadFoxHoF: FUCK!
ChadFoxHoF: *ninjas come through windows*
ChadFoxHoF: jesus christ
outofcontrol2924: *throws knives at one ninjas head and shoots the other in the spine*
outofcontrol2924: phew
ChadFoxHoF: wow thanks
ChadFoxHoF: my gun wasnt loaded
outofcontrol2924: well
outofcontrol2924: it's what our partnership is for <3
outofcontrol2924: by the way
outofcontrol2924: mind if i borrow approximately $293,467,234,573,234 from the mafia?
outofcontrol2924: i can have it back by monday
ChadFoxHoF: holy shit
ChadFoxHoF: what do you need that for?
outofcontrol2924: i plan to invade all of europe
outofcontrol2924: i need it for spies and weapons
ChadFoxHoF: um
outofcontrol2924: if i get europe
outofcontrol2924: i'll give you 26%
ChadFoxHoF: you cant invade europe
outofcontrol2924: you underestimate my powers
ChadFoxHoF: says the guy who needs an insane amount of money to complete the task
ChadFoxHoF: i mean, thats pocket change to us
ChadFoxHoF: but youll get a lot of countries pissed off at us
outofcontrol2924: nah
outofcontrol2924: only at me
outofcontrol2924: i will not bring you into this whatsoever
outofcontrol2924: i will in fact leave italy alone
outofcontrol2924: and portugal
outofcontrol2924: but the rest of europe will be mine
outofcontrol2924: and a partion yours too
ChadFoxHoF: but, if they are after you, i wil have to protect you
outofcontrol2924: it's alright
ChadFoxHoF: hence making them pissed at me
outofcontrol2924: i have my spies to take care of me
outofcontrol2924: plus
outofcontrol2924: i have an invisi cloak
ChadFoxHoF: so then what do i do
ChadFoxHoF: no fun if i dont get to kill people
outofcontrol2924: well that's your choice
outofcontrol2924: you can join if you want
ChadFoxHoF: ill join if we leave luembourg alone
ChadFoxHoF: luxemborg
outofcontrol2924: why luxembourge?
ChadFoxHoF: its only 1 sq mi
outofcontrol2924: yeah
ChadFoxHoF: let those people be
outofcontrol2924: def
outofcontrol2924: anyways
outofcontrol2924: can i have the money now?
outofcontrol2924: ill take paypal if necesary
ChadFoxHoF: i only have $293,467,234,573,233 in my paypall account
outofcontrol2924: fuck
ChadFoxHoF: will you take cash?
outofcontrol2924: sure
outofcontrol2924: unmarked 20s?
ChadFoxHoF: whoa
ChadFoxHoF: you mean non-sequential
ChadFoxHoF: ?
outofcontrol2924: both
outofcontrol2924: !
ChadFoxHoF: ill have to dip into my personal stash
ChadFoxHoF: but ok
outofcontrol2924: yesssssss
ChadFoxHoF: *hands wads of cash*
outofcontrol2924: *gives you priceless sword as gift*
ChadFoxHoF: wow
outofcontrol2924: yeah
outofcontrol2924: made my buddha
ChadFoxHoF: *kills a guy trying to kill you with it*
outofcontrol2924: not even buddha knows me made it
outofcontrol2924: wow
outofcontrol2924: thanks
outofcontrol2924: now lets go
ChadFoxHoF: hey np
outofcontrol2924: *makes 16,000 nuclear missiles in a matter of mili seconds*
ChadFoxHoF: NO!!!!
ChadFoxHoF: not nuclear
outofcontrol2924: ok
outofcontrol2924: *converts them to cash*
ChadFoxHoF: that will hurt the rest of the world too
outofcontrol2924: there now our reserves are back*
ChadFoxHoF: we only want europe
outofcontrol2924: yeah
outofcontrol2924: but
outofcontrol2924: this is a huge threat
outofcontrol2924: i would have only used like 3
ChadFoxHoF: *gets spain*
ChadFoxHoF: wow that was easy
outofcontrol2924: well
outofcontrol2924: what do you expect
outofcontrol2924: it's spain
ChadFoxHoF: *france surrenders before we even get within 400 miles*
ChadFoxHoF: haha fags
outofcontrol2924: LOL
ChadFoxHoF: ok 2 down
ChadFoxHoF: and i only used 5 bullets
outofcontrol2924: wow
outofcontrol2924: what a record
outofcontrol2924: lets see
outofcontrol2924: *builds enormous monitor*
outofcontrol2924: *400 miles in diameter*
ChadFoxHoF: wow
ChadFoxHoF: *plays css on it*
outofcontrol2924: i'm going to put numerous video clips independance day
outofcontrol2924: and say those alien ships are actually mine
ChadFoxHoF: h/o let me finish this css game
outofcontrol2924: k
ChadFoxHoF: *plays on enormous monitor*
outofcontrol2924: *waits*
outofcontrol2924: u through?
ChadFoxHoF: FUCKIN HACKER!!!!!
ChadFoxHoF: *throws keyboarrd*
ChadFoxHoF: *kills the kid who killed me in-game*
ChadFoxHoF: ok done
outofcontrol2924: lets do this
outofcontrol2924: *using the monitor takes all of northern and eastern europe*
outofcontrol2924: *locks up all political powers in back seat of an astro van*
ChadFoxHoF: sucks!
ChadFoxHoF: !!!
ChadFoxHoF: let me take care of them
outofcontrol2924: you sure?
ChadFoxHoF: yea
outofcontrol2924: cuz it's a lot of work
outofcontrol2924: with the cement and all
ChadFoxHoF: i got this
outofcontrol2924: well
outofcontrol2924: at least take this
outofcontrol2924: *hands over immediate dry cement*
outofcontrol2924: that'll make it quicker
ChadFoxHoF: cement is for 1 guy kills only
ChadFoxHoF: watch this
ChadFoxHoF: *drives the van and points it at a cliff*
ChadFoxHoF: *shifts into nuetral*
ChadFoxHoF: *puts brick on the gas pedal*
ChadFoxHoF: *releases handbrake*
ChadFoxHoF: *shifts into drive*
ChadFoxHoF: *waves as the fan careens off cliff*
ChadFoxHoF: *at 1 second before impact the van explodes from a car bomb*
ChadFoxHoF: suckers
outofcontrol2924: wow
outofcontrol2924: i could have sworn that was a movie right before my eyes
ChadFoxHoF: nope
ChadFoxHoF: see the trick is the car bomb
ChadFoxHoF: you make it explode right before
ChadFoxHoF: so they die before they think they will
ChadFoxHoF: <3
outofcontrol2924: cute <3
outofcontrol2924: now lets take over the remaining 8 countries
outofcontrol2924: *does it within 3.5 seconds*
outofcontrol2924: there we go
outofcontrol2924: *portugal italy and luxembourge celebrate*
ChadFoxHoF: are we going to take cyprus too?
outofcontrol2924: we did <3
outofcontrol2924: well
outofcontrol2924: we now have a 2% gain
outofcontrol2924: awesome
outofcontrol2924: *hands you back what you gave me*
outofcontrol2924: *keeps 2%*
ChadFoxHoF: ok cool
outofcontrol2924: awesome
ChadFoxHoF: 2% of that amount is still alot
outofcontrol2924: meh
outofcontrol2924: it's enough to feed all kids in africa
outofcontrol2924: *gives all starving people in africa 6 months of food*
ChadFoxHoF: youll probably have left overs
ChadFoxHoF: 2% of that amount of money is still 5869344691464.66
outofcontrol2924: *in 2 months africa's economy grows nearly as large as america since money is not spent on food but rather on improving travel and sight seeing*
ChadFoxHoF: cool
yo3 way(s) I'd love you ;)

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