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[12 Jul 2006|02:48pm] |
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I forgot this existed. Been a long time...so i'd just like to say that, I finally found God.
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[12 Jun 2006|02:02am] |
Omfg apparently....yeah listen up, apparently if there was no jupiter, the earth would have ceased to exist billions of years ago that is soo effed up 0.0 how everything relies on everything and i also learned that if you achieve light speed (which is impossible) you cease to exist in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd dimension, you exist purely in the 4th (time) and you can never go back MY GOD
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[02 Jun 2006|12:46am] |
My forum site is getting awful criticism we need to expand to more users but we're not sure how all this stress is killing me and kyle, we put our heart and souls into this and get laughed at we're not going to let this get us down, but it's not easy to expand when our own members have no faith members don't seem to post as much anymore etc, and this is a hassle for us ugh we need help join kjharn or get other people to if you can :P
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[25 May 2006|08:54pm] |
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I am Satan.
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[23 May 2006|10:05pm] |
outofcontrol2924: *emo* i cut myself for you jesus! outofcontrol2924: ughhh the pain is so orgasmic ChadFoxHoF: yea at least cut yourself for somebody you exists ChadFoxHoF: OWNED ChadFoxHoF: *who exists ChadFoxHoF: damn outofcontrol2924: lol outofcontrol2924: he existed outofcontrol2924: there's proof outofcontrol2924: but i doubt he did ALL that ppl said he did :P ChadFoxHoF: well he definatly invented atari ChadFoxHoF: i dont car what you say outofcontrol2924: yeah cuz he got so drunk outofcontrol2924: he invented it before there was electricity ChadFoxHoF: HE HAS A PROBLEM OK outofcontrol2924: so it never spread ChadFoxHoF: JUST LAY OFF HIM outofcontrol2924: NO PROBLEM IS THAT BAD outofcontrol2924: FUCK YOU outofcontrol2924: HE NEEDS TO CONTROL HIMSELF
outofcontrol2924: *jesus cries in the corner* outofcontrol2924: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT ChadFoxHoF: HEY STOP IT ChadFoxHoF: JUST ChadFoxHoF: STOP ChadFoxHoF: lets not fight in front of him ChadFoxHoF: jesus: are you guys getting a divorce? ChadFoxHoF: WE ARENT GAY DAMNIT outofcontrol2924: JESUS JUST...COVER YOUR EARS AND CLOSE YOUR EYES outofcontrol2924: THIS WILL GET NASTY ChadFoxHoF: SAYS WHO ChadFoxHoF: I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW ChadFoxHoF: YOU ChadFoxHoF: ARE ChadFoxHoF: RIDICULOUS outofcontrol2924: THAT'S IT *left swing punch to the jaw* outofcontrol2924: =-O outofcontrol2924: i am so...sorry.. ChadFoxHoF: *crack* ChadFoxHoF: WHAT THE FUCK outofcontrol2924: IM SORRY! YOU JUST GET TO MY NERVES SO MUCH SOMETIMES outofcontrol2924: HERE TAKE A HIT outofcontrol2924: GO AHEAD outofcontrol2924: HIT ME ChadFoxHoF: NO I WOULD NEVER HIT YOU ChadFoxHoF: I ChadFoxHoF: I LOVE YOU outofcontrol2924: *deep sigh* outofcontrol2924: I...i-i-i'm sorry... ChadFoxHoF: SORRY WONT FIX MY JAW outofcontrol2924: Jesus: *while crying* is everything better noww? outofcontrol2924: no jesus....we need to run your mom to the hospital now... outofcontrol2924: here just...i'll call an ambulance.. ChadFoxHoF: jesus: mommy are you alright? ChadFoxHoF: mom: *blood* ChadFoxHoF: jesus: *scream*...*cry* outofcontrol2924: JESUS SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM outofcontrol2924: NOW ChadFoxHoF: jesus: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOMMY *sobbing* outofcontrol2924: GET THE FUCK UPSTAIRS NOW outofcontrol2924: OR I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU ChadFoxHoF: hey hey come on youve done enough outofcontrol2924: YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS outofcontrol2924: JUST WAIT FOR THE AMBULANCE ChadFoxHoF: FINE ChadFoxHoF: */bleeds in the corner* outofcontrol2924: jesus....your mother and I are just going through some hard times right now outofcontrol2924: your mommy and i love each other very mu...WOMAN GET THE FUCK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WAIT FOR THE AMBULANCE ChadFoxHoF: eep outofcontrol2924: GO! outofcontrol2924: ! ChadFoxHoF: yes master *goes* ChadFoxHoF: jesus: daddy where do babies come from outofcontrol2924: they....they come from.... outofcontrol2924: aw hell outofcontrol2924: you came out of your mother's....pussy ChadFoxHoF: jesus: =-O outofcontrol2924: yes it's true ChadFoxHoF: jesus: i dont believe it *kicks your shins and runs* outofcontrol2924: JESUS GET THE HELL BACK HERE BEFORE I PUT YOU BACK UP ON THE CROSS WHERE YOU BELONG ChadFoxHoF: jesus: *holds tight to mommy* outofcontrol2924: THAT'S IT outofcontrol2924: *stabs jesus in the side with a blade* ChadFoxHoF: jesus: i am slain *dead* outofcontrol2924: DAMN RIGHT YOU JEW outofcontrol2924: WOMAN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN ChadFoxHoF: YOU KILLED MY SON ChadFoxHoF: NO outofcontrol2924: BETTER YET JUST JUMP IN THE OVEN YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ChadFoxHoF: NO ChadFoxHoF: IM CALLING THE COPS outofcontrol2924: BITCH YOU TOUCH THAT PHONE AND I'll DO THE SAME TO YOU I DID TO THOSE OTHER RELIGIOUS LEADERS ChadFoxHoF: *dails* ChadFoxHoF: 9 ChadFoxHoF: ... outofcontrol2924: YOU FUCKING ChadFoxHoF: 1 outofcontrol2924: *throws a dagger at you* ChadFoxHoF: ... ChadFoxHoF: areraeirhoehackajhfa njka hr.ace. a outofcontrol2924: YOU WILL FUCKING BURN WITH THE REST OF THEM AFTER I EAT YOU outofcontrol2924: *grabs your head* ChadFoxHoF: ...1 outofcontrol2924: *twists your neck* outofcontrol2924: *your bones begin to rub against each other, they gradually grind, then snap* outofcontrol2924: *pant* ChadFoxHoF: *Dead* outofcontrol2924: i can't believe this... outofcontrol2924: I must do away with her outofcontrol2924: *eats the newly dead flesh* outofcontrol2924: ugh outofcontrol2924: i...i-i can't do this ChadFoxHoF: *ressurection* ChadFoxHoF: jesus:*flips the bird* outofcontrol2924: :O outofcontrol2924: how?? ChadFoxHoF: jesus: immm jesus beyyyotch outofcontrol2924: NOOOO *slow motion picks up dagger* ChadFoxHoF: yessssssssssssss *eats subway sandwich* outofcontrol2924: NOOOO*slow motion throws* ChadFoxHoF: *wall collapses on you* ChadFoxHoF: *dagger falls 30 ft short* ChadFoxHoF: what the ef mang outofcontrol2924: *dead* outofcontrol2924: i will be back for you jesus.. outofcontrol2924: i will....*cough* be...baaaaaaac...*dies*
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[22 May 2006|06:05pm] |
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Man i'm badass
outofcontrol2924: what the hell is work outofcontrol2924: stop with all these weird ass words katie a 7193: work katie a 7193: is something you don't do either outofcontrol2924: is that like a handjob? outofcontrol2924: WHOAH outofcontrol2924: WHOAH outofcontrol2924: MEAN outofcontrol2924: MEANNIEEE katie a 7193: mhm :-P outofcontrol2924: w/e outofcontrol2924: *grabs pimp cane* outofcontrol2924: i actually do have a job outofcontrol2924: *puts on fur suit* outofcontrol2924: and just to let you know outofcontrol2924: *star shaped shades* outofcontrol2924: i enjoy every minute of it outofcontrol2924: *funk music plays* outofcontrol2924: now good day outofcontrol2924: *walks to caddy in a swingin motion* katie a 7193: why katie a 7193: do i even bother outofcontrol2924: *ladies from the caddy* outofcontrol2924: ladies: WE LOVE YOU IVAN!!!! outofcontrol2924: *throws 20s* outofcontrol2924: BITCHES WHERE'S THE REST OF MY MONEY outofcontrol2924: *they cry* outofcontrol2924: *slaps them all with a white glove* outofcontrol2924: *they each throw 10 more* outofcontrol2924: damn straight 8-) outofcontrol2924: now which one of you sexxy foxes wants with ivan tonight? outofcontrol2924: *each raises their hand* outofcontrol2924: ladies ladies there's enough ivan for 4 threesomes outofcontrol2924: let's get it onnnn outofcontrol2924: *barry white plays* outofcontrol2924: *caddy shakes a lot* outofcontrol2924: *moaning* Auto response from katie a ****: ...this is me going to find dinner because ivan's being a complete ass right now.
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[16 May 2006|11:14pm] |
wow ungrateful 11:12
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[11 May 2006|05:13pm] |
YEAHHHHHHH Im making my own music and starting 3d modeling ^___________________________________________________^ kekekekekekeke you just wait till you hear my techno beats uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss who wants to sing for meh ^.^
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[10 May 2006|01:19am] |
good seeing scotty yesterday for the first time in a while but now for my major dilemma http://cgi.ebay.com/PREMIER-PIONEER-DEH-P760MP-P7600MP-P6600-FACEPLATE_W0QQitemZ9724761309QQcategoryZ71535QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem and http://cgi.ebay.com/Pioneer-DEH-7600MP-CD-MP3-WMA-WAV-LIKE-NEW-FREE-S-H_W0QQitemZ9724132933QQcategoryZ39752QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem THOSE ARE MY HEAD UNIT THINGIES apparently my head unit is rare, now worth 330 bucks, which is why it's been so hard for me to find the pieces for it all i need is the head unit, but i came across the second link first, and noticed the full thing for 170 including shipping, remote and other things i never had problem is i can't afford it :/ i'd be willing to pay someone for it if they buy it for me, and pay em the rest when i get my job, but who would do that for me :P i want to actually buy both this way, i can have my original one again, and sell the second one for a good price, therefore only really losing like 20 bucks
help guys if you can!
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[06 May 2006|02:05am] |
well short summary of my week did bad on half of finals car was broken into and 600 dollars of possesions were stolen lost job interview a couple times ran over a bunny :[ prom went bad computer got a virus parents think im gay
fabulous life
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[29 Apr 2006|01:16pm] |
i have to agree with scott, and some of the other people from kjharn when i say "lol, emo people"
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[11 Apr 2006|07:25pm] |
I'd like to point out that some people have quite the nerve in stepping in business where they don't even know what's going on and they don't even know who i am anymore i love you all
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[10 Apr 2006|10:35pm] |
today was great i wont elaborate it'll get me into trouble :]
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[05 Apr 2006|06:36pm] |
my roommates are pathetic one comes home and plays world of warcraft all f****** day long unbef*****lievable i've been recording and i average him out between 6-8 hours a day of that game this is the most lazy and worst contributor to society in the world i honestly can't believe what some people do with themselves life is too great to abuse you only live once, last thing you need to do is waste a fourth of it playing a fucking video games obviously he has no respect for himself or his body /rant
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[04 Apr 2006|02:40am] |
Not our best but jesus does get drunk outofcontrol2924: your buttock muscles were ripped ChadFoxHoF: oh outofcontrol2924: those are the muscles that allow you to use your thighs for walking as well as thigh muscle outofcontrol2924: if you walk outofcontrol2924: you might rip them again ChadFoxHoF: we will se about that ChadFoxHoF: *walks* ChadFoxHoF: look im jesu*trips and rips muscles* outofcontrol2924: *shakes head* outofcontrol2924: *puts you back in bed* outofcontrol2924: add another week now ChadFoxHoF: but im jesus outofcontrol2924: no you are not outofcontrol2924: you are nick effing dicesare ChadFoxHoF: yes huh ChadFoxHoF: i walked ChadFoxHoF: im jesus outofcontrol2924: *rolls eyes* outofcontrol2924: go ahead outofcontrol2924: do it again outofcontrol2924: i dare yah ChadFoxHoF: i dunno i mean i mihgt get hurt outofcontrol2924: NO SHIT CUZ YOU'RE NOT JESUS ChadFoxHoF: i am to jesus ChadFoxHoF: jesus walks ChadFoxHoF: so do i ChadFoxHoF: we are practically the same gut ChadFoxHoF: *guy outofcontrol2924: he also cured and started a religion ChadFoxHoF: i cured ChadFoxHoF: im workin on the last part outofcontrol2924: i mean cured other people ChadFoxHoF: i cured other people too ChadFoxHoF: that guy over there ChadFoxHoF: needed a tissue ChadFoxHoF: so i punched him in the nose ChadFoxHoF: now he needs an operation outofcontrol2924: o.0 ChadFoxHoF: not a tissue outofcontrol2924: THAT MADE IT WORSE ChadFoxHoF: problem solved outofcontrol2924: that solved the problem of lack of tissue but made an even worse issue making his life worse! outofcontrol2924: ! ChadFoxHoF: details ChadFoxHoF: look youre just jealous because im jesus outofcontrol2924: well im mohammed outofcontrol2924: and im literally related outofcontrol2924: so that means im more badass outofcontrol2924: my religion is bigger!!!! *childish mockery* ChadFoxHoF: my dick is bigger ChadFoxHoF: *shows* outofcontrol2924: :-( outofcontrol2924: *kills self* ChadFoxHoF: *does jesus like stuff while the cheers theme plays* outofcontrol2924: ok that's it outofcontrol2924: *ressurects self* outofcontrol2924: *puts on gloves and manifests a ring* outofcontrol2924: we're fighting now outofcontrol2924: boxing style outofcontrol2924: *does the shuffle* ChadFoxHoF: dude i cant i have a butt injury outofcontrol2924: *heals your injury* ChadFoxHoF: *puts the ring in the middle of the ocean* outofcontrol2924: nice outofcontrol2924: but you drowned the audience ChadFoxHoF: *walks on water away* ChadFoxHoF: haha sucker you are stuck outofcontrol2924: jesus doesn't kill you douche outofcontrol2924: stuck? outofcontrol2924: d00d outofcontrol2924: in case you forgot outofcontrol2924: god talks to me too ChadFoxHoF: you cant walk on water outofcontrol2924: *dials god's digits* outofcontrol2924: yo god outofcontrol2924: this asshole tried to drown me outofcontrol2924: god: ok h/o ChadFoxHoF: *does icky shuffle* outofcontrol2924: *god sends a life boat* outofcontrol2924: thanks outofcontrol2924: *drives off to land* ChadFoxHoF: *does the moonwalk* outofcontrol2924: *does the sun walk* outofcontrol2924: ! ChadFoxHoF: *Cheering* here we go jesus here we go *clap* *clap* outofcontrol2924: *helicopter breakdance* ChadFoxHoF: w/e fag see you later im going to get wasted ChadFoxHoF: *turns water into wine* ChadFoxHoF: *gets tanked ChadFoxHoF: ** outofcontrol2924: what the outofcontrol2924: you just lost! ChadFoxHoF: dont tel meeee wat to do ChadFoxHoF: *swings and misses* ChadFoxHoF: *falls awkwardly on the ground* ChadFoxHoF: *starts making out with the dirt* outofcontrol2924: ew outofcontrol2924: dude do you realize what you're doing? ChadFoxHoF: *yells even though im not angry and you are less than 3 feet away* AND ANOTHER THING outofcontrol2924: ? ChadFoxHoF: IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS MAKING FUN OF OL JESUS OVER HERE outofcontrol2924: dude you're drunk outofcontrol2924: just....just give me the booze and everything will be alright ChadFoxHoF: JUST CAUS E IM NOT THE GREATEST AT EVERYTHING DOESNT MEAN IM NOT THE GREATEST AT EVERYTHING ChadFoxHoF: no its mine outofcontrol2924: *takes it* outofcontrol2924: *smashes it on ground* outofcontrol2924: *grabs your shoulders* outofcontrol2924: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF ChadFoxHoF: what the y did j00 do tha outofcontrol2924: you're drunk beyond belief ChadFoxHoF: n a uh im fine outofcontrol2924: *punch* outofcontrol2924: did you even feel that? ChadFoxHoF: dude did joo just grab my balls outofcontrol2924: -_- outofcontrol2924: yeah...sure...i grabbed your balls ChadFoxHoF: ew are you gay mang ChadFoxHoF: cause im not into that stuff outofcontrol2924: mhm outofcontrol2924: flamin homo ChadFoxHoF: *wanders away while you are trying to explain* ChadFoxHoF: *somehow finds more booze* ChadFoxHoF: *chugs* ChadFoxHoF: *Sings* OOOOOURRRRR GODDD IS A NN AWESUM GUDDDDDDD outofcontrol2924: OK THAT'S IT outofcontrol2924: *biff* ChadFoxHoF: *passes out* outofcontrol2924: *carries you to a hotel room and puts you in a bed while you vomit uncontrollably* ChadFoxHoF: *waviers in and out of conciousness* outofcontrol2924: *10 hours later you wake up) ChadFoxHoF: *but i was so drunk before i wake up still drunk* ChadFoxHoF: heeeeeeeey buddddie outofcontrol2924: omg outofcontrol2924: you're kidding outofcontrol2924: well im sure it ain't as bad as before ChadFoxHoF: im never baad im a god boy ChadFoxHoF: HAHA get it ChadFoxHoF: god=good ChadFoxHoF: teheheheheehe outofcontrol2924: *biff* ChadFoxHoF: ow ChadFoxHoF: ehy come on mang outofcontrol2924: *pow* ChadFoxHoF: i thought we were DAMNIT outofcontrol2924: *kick* ChadFoxHoF: what id youre proJESUS CHRITS WTF outofcontrol2924: GODAMNIT PASS OUT ALREADY outofcontrol2924: *smashes bat over your head* ChadFoxHoF: *passed out* outofcontrol2924: thank you outofcontrol2924: *5 hours later* ChadFoxHoF: *incredible hangover* ChadFoxHoF: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ChadFoxHoF: *incredible hangover* ChadFoxHoF: godddddamnit what did i do last night outofcontrol2924: you got wicked drunk outofcontrol2924: and made out with soil ChadFoxHoF: that doesnt sounds like me outofcontrol2924: *shows you video of "prophets gone wild" outofcontrol2924: you even flashed your peehole ChadFoxHoF: wow ChadFoxHoF: thats rather convincing ChadFoxHoF: or is it ChadFoxHoF: *smashes tape* outofcontrol2924: that's ok outofcontrol2924: i made over a million copies spread throughout 100,000 hiding spots all over the world ChadFoxHoF: oh ChadFoxHoF: cool ChadFoxHoF: well im gonna go get wasted see ya ChadFoxHoF: *water into wine* outofcontrol2924: *sigh* ChadFoxHoF: *tanked* outofcontrol2924: i give up outofcontrol2924: *walks away* ChadFoxHoF: haaaaa wher j00 goin molehomed ChadFoxHoF: come bac bud we got more to cher outofcontrol2924: *keeps walkin* ChadFoxHoF: *stumbles behind you* ChadFoxHoF: he mang com on it wll be fun outofcontrol2924: *gets in cab and drives off* ChadFoxHoF: *runs after but ends up falling on the ground again* ChadFoxHoF: *talks to the ground as if he was talking to you still* ChadFoxHoF: mang com on i fought we wer freinds outofcontrol2924: *some other town at this point* ChadFoxHoF: gimme a hug mang i still want a freind ChadFoxHoF: okey thar we go bud ChadFoxHoF: lets go swimmin yaaaaaaa ChadFoxHoF: *swimming motions on ground* outofcontrol2924: *comes back* outofcontrol2924: *finds you having sex with a gopher hole* outofcontrol2924: my...god ChadFoxHoF: molehumed hey mang wer you ben outofcontrol2924: doing my taxes outofcontrol2924: what about you ChadFoxHoF: taxes pfffft *lots of spit* outofcontrol2924: ew man ew ChadFoxHoF: i d like to do some of yer taxres ChadFoxHoF: heh heh ChadFoxHoF: *trips* outofcontrol2924: that's gross ChadFoxHoF: molehumed how you get so tal ChadFoxHoF: i gota pee now ChadFoxHoF: *pees in mailbox* outofcontrol2924: AW DUDE YOU PISSED ON MY TAXES outofcontrol2924: at least they're double wrapped outofcontrol2924: *grabs you* outofcontrol2924: STOP IT outofcontrol2924: STOP GETTING SO TANKED ChadFoxHoF: sry mang we still freinds ryte? ChadFoxHoF: i lve you *failed hug attempt that ends with me on the ground* ChadFoxHoF: owwies outofcontrol2924: here outofcontrol2924: just have some more booze outofcontrol2924: *gives you a full drum of booze* ChadFoxHoF: how drinks out of a drm ChadFoxHoF: por peple ChadFoxHoF: im no por outofcontrol2924: it's a keg buddy ChadFoxHoF: cll it a keg then you fagot outofcontrol2924: wtf did you even say? ChadFoxHoF: d you not hav ears ChadFoxHoF: i saaaaaaid outofcontrol2924: hey look at that *points to sky* ChadFoxHoF: *looks up but falls * outofcontrol2924: *uppercut* ChadFoxHoF: ow hey mand why you do tht outofcontrol2924: PASS OUT SO YOU CAN JUST WAKE UP SOBER AND NO LONGER BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY outofcontrol2924: *numerous uppercuts* ChadFoxHoF: ow mang i tht we wer freinds ChadFoxHoF: *passed out* outofcontrol2924: *10 hours later* ChadFoxHoF: *still has a .12 bac * ChadFoxHoF: *wakes up* ChadFoxHoF: HEY MANG THIS YER HOUSE IT NICE MANG I STAY HER outofcontrol2924: *UBER BIFF* ChadFoxHoF: *passed out ChadFoxHoF: ** outofcontrol2924: *10 hours later* ChadFoxHoF: *crusified for public intoxication* ChadFoxHoF: *frowny face* outofcontrol2924: awww silly jesus ChadFoxHoF: *dead* ChadFoxHoF: *rises on easter to get tanked one more time* outofcontrol2924: omfg outofcontrol2924: no way ChadFoxHoF: *but im only a spirit so its ok* outofcontrol2924: i give up outofcontrol2924: this guy is insane ChadFoxHoF: *yelling in the background* HEY GET A LOAD OF MOLEHOMED HER ChadFoxHoF: HES LIKE ChadFoxHoF: IM NO GHOST ChadFoxHoF: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA outofcontrol2924: wow i hate you ChadFoxHoF: BUT WE R FREINDS NO? outofcontrol2924: i hate you so much outofcontrol2924: i don't know you ChadFoxHoF: *easter is over* outofcontrol2924: finally ChadFoxHoF: *the end*
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[22 Mar 2006|10:56pm] |
outofcontrol2924: nada ChadFoxHoF: ha you almost said nads outofcontrol2924: you almost sai...*PUNCH* ChadFoxHoF: OH FUC OW GODAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER outofcontrol2924: *UNPUNCH* outofcontrol2924: :D ChadFoxHoF: but the hurt is still there ivan ChadFoxHoF: the hurt is still there outofcontrol2924: *UNHURT* outofcontrol2924: ? ChadFoxHoF: i guess its a little better outofcontrol2924: *PROLOVE* ChadFoxHoF: ew ChadFoxHoF: what is that outofcontrol2924: you know outofcontrol2924: there's outofcontrol2924: unlove outofcontrol2924: and love outofcontrol2924: and outofcontrol2924: prolove outofcontrol2924: ! ChadFoxHoF: ya but what is pro love ChadFoxHoF: ive never heard of that outofcontrol2924: the opposite of unlove outofcontrol2924: propunch outofcontrol2924: pro anything outofcontrol2924: it's basically an exaggeration of the normal ChadFoxHoF: so pro-fessional is the opposite of un-fessional? outofcontrol2924: you know it outofcontrol2924: proactive outofcontrol2924: unactive outofcontrol2924: prolong outofcontrol2924: un....long? outofcontrol2924: prolife outofcontrol2924: /wrists outofcontrol2924: :D ChadFoxHoF: penis and blender outofcontrol2924: uhhhhh ChadFoxHoF: now i get it outofcontrol2924: more or less outofcontrol2924: well outofcontrol2924: not really outofcontrol2924: uhh outofcontrol2924: yeah outofcontrol2924: you get it outofcontrol2924: here's a lolipop *throws you a lolipop* ChadFoxHoF: clock, and *lolipop hits and sticks to my head* DAMNIT outofcontrol2924: lol outofcontrol2924: eat it ChadFoxHoF: its stuck with stickyness ChadFoxHoF: pro-stickyness if you will outofcontrol2924: ohhh outofcontrol2924: see outofcontrol2924: you get it outofcontrol2924: propro ChadFoxHoF: ! ChadFoxHoF: impossible outofcontrol2924: proprofessional outofcontrol2924: possible ChadFoxHoF: no ChadFoxHoF: no outofcontrol2924: yes ChadFoxHoF: o outofcontrol2924: i make the rules ChadFoxHoF: i dont believe it outofcontrol2924: you son of a bitch ChadFoxHoF: no you dont outofcontrol2924: *makes you believe* outofcontrol2924: *shows you the light* outofcontrol2924: *hands flashlight* outofcontrol2924: see outofcontrol2924: light ChadFoxHoF: in fact im pretty sure this guy makes the rules *points to a tree* outofcontrol2924: oh outofcontrol2924: oh outofcontrol2924: you mean this gu...*chops it down* outofcontrol2924: MWUAHAHA ChadFoxHoF: hey come on ChadFoxHoF: *gives cpr to fallen tree* ChadFoxHoF: I WONT LOSE ANOTHER ONE outofcontrol2924: MWUAHAHAHAHA outofcontrol2924: you can't win outofcontrol2924: oh wow outofcontrol2924: ill make that a rule outofcontrol2924: *puts in rule book* ChadFoxHoF: *points at you while crying* YOURE A BASTARD ChadFoxHoF: YOU HEAR ME ChadFoxHoF: BASTARD!!!! outofcontrol2924: *puts hands to ear* outofcontrol2924: what i didnt hear that ChadFoxHoF: *leaves dead tree* outofcontrol2924: you'll have to say it agai...*runs* ChadFoxHoF: YOURE A MOTHER FUCKER ChadFoxHoF: *chases* outofcontrol2924: *gets in subway* outofcontrol2924: *takes train to....bronx* outofcontrol2924: *paints self black* outofcontrol2924: now i'll blend in ChadFoxHoF: oh god they all look the same outofcontrol2924: *talks street* ChadFoxHoF: *kills every black guy i see* outofcontrol2924: *runs from the scene before he kills me* outofcontrol2924: *dresses like a........muslim* outofcontrol2924: *moves to afghanistan* ChadFoxHoF: *gives up...morns over the dead tree whil sobbing softly to myself* outofcontrol2924: *having gay sex with osama* outofcontrol2924: *screams* THIS IS FOR YOU BUDYYYYYYY outofcontrol2924: *suicide...ejaculation* outofcontrol2924: *massive explosion* outofcontrol2924: *osama is dead* ChadFoxHoF: but osama doesnt bring my tree back :-( outofcontrol2924: ugh fine outofcontrol2924: *uses magic willy sperm to bring tree back to life* ChadFoxHoF: HOLY HELL IT WORKED outofcontrol2924: *tree grows immensely from nutritous sperm* ChadFoxHoF: *makes out with tree* ChadFoxHoF: dont ever do that to me again babe ChadFoxHoF: dont you ever leave me outofcontrol2924: *tree suffers a heart attack* ChadFoxHoF: WTF IT DOESNT HAVE A HEART ChadFoxHoF: *gives up on love* ChadFoxHoF: ill never find anyone ChadFoxHoF: :-( outofcontrol2924: *gives you sexier tree with great thighs* ChadFoxHoF: i cant ChadFoxHoF: all i can think about is my old tree outofcontrol2924: *clones it* ChadFoxHoF: :D ChadFoxHoF: *sex* outofcontrol2924: ...*and gives it awesome thighs* ChadFoxHoF: *hot tree on human action* outofcontrol2924: *videotapes* outofcontrol2924: *sells for millions of dollars* outofcontrol2924: *tree on human becomes new fad* ChadFoxHoF: do i get some profit too? outofcontrol2924: ugh fine outofcontrol2924: here's 3.50 outofcontrol2924: *hands over* ChadFoxHoF: 3.50!!! outofcontrol2924: i mean uhhhh outofcontrol2924: .350 :D outofcontrol2924: better? ChadFoxHoF: *pays for your parking tomorrow* ChadFoxHoF: OH NOW I CANT ChadFoxHoF: CRIMENY outofcontrol2924: FINE outofcontrol2924: 10 bucks ChadFoxHoF: I GIVE UP outofcontrol2924: 20! ChadFoxHoF: I GIVE UP ChadFoxHoF: NOW ChadFoxHoF: NOW outofcontrol2924: 10000000000002020202!!!!! ChadFoxHoF: SEE YA ChadFoxHoF: NO outofcontrol2924: *shoots self* ChadFoxHoF: I DONT WANT YOUR PITY CASH outofcontrol2924: I KILLED MYSELF BEFORE YOU DID outofcontrol2924: NO outofcontrol2924: FUCKING TAKE IT outofcontrol2924: *jams it down your thrroat* outofcontrol2924: YOU LIKE THAT outofcontrol2924: YOU COCKSUCKER outofcontrol2924: FUCKIN TAKE IT ChadFoxHoF: *continues yelling even tho im tlaking to a dead body* ChadFoxHoF: I WILL NOT TAKE IT ChadFoxHoF: ITS PROBABLY COATED WITH COCAIN ChadFoxHoF: YOU ASS outofcontrol2924: oh shit im dead outofcontrol2924: *gradually dying* outofcontrol2924: *cough* outofcontrol2924: *wheeze* ChadFoxHoF: AND ANOTHER THING outofcontrol2924: nick outofcontrol2924: im not gonna make it ChadFoxHoF: IF YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE AGAIN ChadFoxHoF: ILL HAVE TO JOIN IN NEXT TIME outofcontrol2924: ;-) outofcontrol2924: *java music plays* outofcontrol2924: ooooohhhhh yeahhhhh outofcontrol2924: *chef's voice* outofcontrol2924: no outofcontrol2924: *barry white's voice* outofcontrol2924: you dig it baby? outofcontrol2924: ;-) ChadFoxHoF: *continues yelling while this is occuring* outofcontrol2924: *i explode from the sheer adjustment from white man's penis size to black mans( ChadFoxHoF: NOW YOU TAKE YOUR MONEY AND GO LIVE SOME WHERE outofcontrol2924: *dead* ChadFoxHoF: I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN outofcontrol2924: *dead body rolls away so you dont have to see it* ChadFoxHoF: *scene fades out with me yelling at the spot where your body was next to a pile of money* outofcontrol2924: *curtians close* outofcontrol2924: *audience claps* outofcontrol2924: * i walk onto the front of the stage with you* outofcontrol2924: * i bow* ChadFoxHoF: *bow* outofcontrol2924: *double bow* outofcontrol2924: then ChadFoxHoF: we dance outofcontrol2924: MASSIVE RAVE outofcontrol2924: mmm tss mmtss mmtsss outofcontrol2924: *strips* ChadFoxHoF: *panic dances* outofcontrol2924: *fin*
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[21 Mar 2006|12:45am] |
i like a giiiiiiiiiiii-i-i-i-i-irl but eff it sick of this relationship stuff going to work on what's best at this moment school and fitness
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[25 Feb 2006|01:22pm] |
ChadFoxHoF: before he left ChadFoxHoF: hes like ChadFoxHoF: when i come back there better be used condoms on the floor, beer cans all over the place ChadFoxHoF: and the room better smell like ass, alcohol, and weed outofcontrol2924: lmao ChadFoxHoF: if he wasnt queer ChadFoxHoF: hed be awesome outofcontrol2924: lmfao outofcontrol2924: haha outofcontrol2924: well he's bi ChadFoxHoF: w/e outofcontrol2924: heee liiikes butttseccckkkssss ;-) ChadFoxHoF: i know ChadFoxHoF: and he had it on his bed! outofcontrol2924: rofl outofcontrol2924: sit there outofcontrol2924: and you might get aids ChadFoxHoF: he doesnt have aid ChadFoxHoF: s ChadFoxHoF: lol outofcontrol2924: that outofcontrol2924: is what heeee says outofcontrol2924: but has he been tested? ;-) ChadFoxHoF: omg he doesnt have aids outofcontrol2924: HOW DO YOU KNOW outofcontrol2924: THAT KIND OF IGNORANCE outofcontrol2924: IS WHAT GETS PEOPLE TO GET AIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE outofcontrol2924: ohhh im safe margaret outofcontrol2924: ohhhh we don't need a condom margaret outofcontrol2924: share this needle with me margaret outofcontrol2924: INJECT MY BLOOD INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM MARGARET ChadFoxHoF: ... ChadFoxHoF: i have a feeling that if he had aids ChadFoxHoF: i wouldnt catch it by sitting on his bed outofcontrol2924: dude outofcontrol2924: seamen outofcontrol2924: can live 1 day outside the body outofcontrol2924: just millin around outofcontrol2924: all cool like and shit outofcontrol2924: THEN ATTACK ChadFoxHoF: its not like i have open sores all over my ass! outofcontrol2924: CRAWLS UP YOUR ASS OR YOUR DICKHOLE ChadFoxHoF: plus im wearing pants! outofcontrol2924: THEY CAN SEEP THROUGH PANTS! outofcontrol2924: they are like spies <.< >.> ChadFoxHoF: its not like its a giant pool of jiz on his bed ChadFoxHoF: and it was a week ago ChadFoxHoF: jesus outofcontrol2924: they evolve outofcontrol2924: to live longer outside the body outofcontrol2924: then BAM ChadFoxHoF: *slap* outofcontrol2924: they use their jetpacks outofcontrol2924: and fly into your eyeballs ChadFoxHoF: GET A HOLD OFYOURSELF ChadFoxHoF: 1!!!!
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[14 Feb 2006|11:17am] |
SO Nick and I are complete morons we imitated girls for a straight couple minutes soooo that will explain this upcoming entry
ChadFoxHoF: roffle waffle outofcontrol2924: omfg hello! outofcontrol2924: lyke totally like chah what's like up!? ChadFoxHoF: well lyke omgzZz ChadFoxHoF: i was getting my nails done outofcontrol2924: o rly? ChadFoxHoF: and this guy comes up to me ChadFoxHoF: hes like ChadFoxHoF: hey baby outofcontrol2924: lyke no way outofcontrol2924: did he put it in your crotch> ChadFoxHoF: shut up! ChadFoxHoF: yes ChadFoxHoF: *blush* outofcontrol2924: OR YOUR ASS outofcontrol2924: YOU SICK WHORE ChadFoxHoF: both ChadFoxHoF: *blush* outofcontrol2924: you outofcontrol2924: are outofcontrol2924: SUCH A WHORE!!! *loud girl scream* ChadFoxHoF: youre just jelous because you are a vigin! ChadFoxHoF: virgin ChadFoxHoF: *pulls your hair* outofcontrol2924: not....since yesterday!!! *nother girl scream* outofcontrol2924: AHHH ChadFoxHoF: *chick fight* ChadFoxHoF: *for some reason we jump into a pool while fighting* outofcontrol2924: wait wait ChadFoxHoF: *and take off most of our clothes* outofcontrol2924: since when were we fighting? outofcontrol2924: oh outofcontrol2924: gotcha outofcontrol2924: *strip fest* outofcontrol2924: *lands in mud pool* ChadFoxHoF: *make out session* outofcontrol2924: omgggg i lyke totally just kissed my bestest friend outofcontrol2924: you are such a whore! outofcontrol2924: but you're so hott ahaha ChadFoxHoF: you are too ChadFoxHoF: *sexy smile* outofcontrol2924: *sex* ChadFoxHoF: wow outofcontrol2924: ? ChadFoxHoF: that was hot outofcontrol2924: ahaha we're whores ChadFoxHoF: yea but hot ones ChadFoxHoF: ;-) outofcontrol2924: lyke chah lets do makeup! outofcontrol2924: *applies makeup* ChadFoxHoF: *as well* outofcontrol2924: here wear this skirt *hands you a skirt shorter than your panties* outofcontrol2924: and i'll wear this blouse *puts on nothing* outofcontrol2924: whoops! guess i don't have one hahahhaahahaha ChadFoxHoF: LOL ChadFoxHoF: its ok the bra will be ok outofcontrol2924: i'll just put on this really really really really tight pushup bra and go outside like that ChadFoxHoF: yea that will work ChadFoxHoF: i just realized ChadFoxHoF: im not wearing panties ChadFoxHoF: whoops outofcontrol2924: let me get that for you outofcontrol2924: *sex again* ChadFoxHoF: wow that was good ChadFoxHoF: even better than the first time outofcontrol2924: what can i say haha i'm like so totally a whore! WHOOPS DID I SAY THAT?! ahahahaha i meant a whore outofcontrol2924: lets lyke totally go out and look for guys to fuck now ChadFoxHoF: cha outofcontrol2924: *goes to beach* outofcontrol2924: *walks up to a guy* outofcontrol2924: hey you, i'm giving you a once in a lifetime opportunity just cuz you're totally hawt lyke wanna bang? guy: sure girl: HAHA JAY KAY hahaha...you're beat outofcontrol2924: lets go find another guy besides this loser ChadFoxHoF: yea outofcontrol2924: guy: *cries* ChadFoxHoF: well fuck some other guys brains out outofcontrol2924: haha lyke yah, i sooo need a good cock outofcontrol2924: nice and thick and juicy ChadFoxHoF: lyke cha ChadFoxHoF: i mean, i already had 10 today ChadFoxHoF: but its been over 5 minutes since ive had sex outofcontrol2924: look at this outofcontrol2924: c==8 outofcontrol2924: AHAHAHA i'm such a perv! ChadFoxHoF: hahahaha ChadFoxHoF: (.Y.) ChadFoxHoF: mee too ChadFoxHoF: hehehehe outofcontrol2924: those are like mine, size DD outofcontrol2924: you only have D you flat chest haha ChadFoxHoF: *cries* outofcontrol2924: awww baby i'm sorry *makeout* outofcontrol2924: *fucks ten guys* ChadFoxHoF: *sex* outofcontrol2924: THREESOME!! ahaha ChadFoxHoF: well outofcontrol2924: here finger my butt ChadFoxHoF: it was 11 outofcontrol2924: i'll lick your crotch ChadFoxHoF: awesome i wanted to try this ChadFoxHoF: *does it* outofcontrol2924: AHHHHHH outofcontrol2924: YOU WHORE outofcontrol2924: !!!! ChadFoxHoF: you told me to!!!!!!lol outofcontrol2924: lyke look at this *grabs a guy with rock hard abs and licks his chest* ahahahaha outofcontrol2924: im sooo totally leading him on outofcontrol2924: *fucks him* outofcontrol2924: I COULDN'T RESIST ChadFoxHoF: hahahah!!!! outofcontrol2924: o shit i think i got STDs ChadFoxHoF: i love you outofcontrol2924: ahaha i lyke totally love you outofcontrol2924: what's aids anyway? outofcontrol2924: my doctor tells me i have em and i asked if that was some kind of sex goddess power cuz lyke after all look at me ahahaha ChadFoxHoF: awesomely informational dick sex ChadFoxHoF: !!!!hahaha outofcontrol2924: !!!HAHAHAHAHA outofcontrol2924: i love you nicka ChadFoxHoF: awe i lyke totally love you 2 yvanna ChadFoxHoF: *passiontate kiss* outofcontrol2924: ew you whore outofcontrol2924: <3
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[02 Feb 2006|03:31pm] |
Well i said i won't use this anymore which will still remain true but nick and i have tons of insane convo's which we feel need to be charished therefore those convos will be posted here ChadFoxHoF: FUCK! ChadFoxHoF: *ninjas come through windows* ChadFoxHoF: jesus christ outofcontrol2924: *throws knives at one ninjas head and shoots the other in the spine* outofcontrol2924: phew ChadFoxHoF: wow thanks ChadFoxHoF: my gun wasnt loaded outofcontrol2924: well outofcontrol2924: it's what our partnership is for <3 outofcontrol2924: by the way outofcontrol2924: mind if i borrow approximately $293,467,234,573,234 from the mafia? outofcontrol2924: i can have it back by monday ChadFoxHoF: holy shit ChadFoxHoF: what do you need that for? outofcontrol2924: i plan to invade all of europe outofcontrol2924: i need it for spies and weapons ChadFoxHoF: um outofcontrol2924: if i get europe outofcontrol2924: i'll give you 26% ChadFoxHoF: you cant invade europe outofcontrol2924: you underestimate my powers ChadFoxHoF: says the guy who needs an insane amount of money to complete the task ChadFoxHoF: i mean, thats pocket change to us ChadFoxHoF: but youll get a lot of countries pissed off at us outofcontrol2924: nah outofcontrol2924: only at me outofcontrol2924: i will not bring you into this whatsoever outofcontrol2924: i will in fact leave italy alone outofcontrol2924: and portugal outofcontrol2924: but the rest of europe will be mine outofcontrol2924: and a partion yours too ChadFoxHoF: but, if they are after you, i wil have to protect you outofcontrol2924: it's alright ChadFoxHoF: hence making them pissed at me outofcontrol2924: i have my spies to take care of me outofcontrol2924: plus outofcontrol2924: i have an invisi cloak ChadFoxHoF: so then what do i do ChadFoxHoF: no fun if i dont get to kill people outofcontrol2924: well that's your choice outofcontrol2924: you can join if you want ChadFoxHoF: ill join if we leave luembourg alone ChadFoxHoF: luxemborg outofcontrol2924: why luxembourge? ChadFoxHoF: its only 1 sq mi outofcontrol2924: yeah ChadFoxHoF: let those people be outofcontrol2924: def outofcontrol2924: anyways outofcontrol2924: can i have the money now? outofcontrol2924: ill take paypal if necesary ChadFoxHoF: i only have $293,467,234,573,233 in my paypall account outofcontrol2924: fuck ChadFoxHoF: will you take cash? outofcontrol2924: sure outofcontrol2924: unmarked 20s? ChadFoxHoF: whoa ChadFoxHoF: you mean non-sequential ChadFoxHoF: ? outofcontrol2924: both outofcontrol2924: ! ChadFoxHoF: ill have to dip into my personal stash ChadFoxHoF: but ok outofcontrol2924: yesssssss ChadFoxHoF: *hands wads of cash* outofcontrol2924: *gives you priceless sword as gift* ChadFoxHoF: wow outofcontrol2924: yeah outofcontrol2924: made my buddha ChadFoxHoF: *kills a guy trying to kill you with it* outofcontrol2924: not even buddha knows me made it outofcontrol2924: wow outofcontrol2924: thanks outofcontrol2924: now lets go ChadFoxHoF: hey np outofcontrol2924: *makes 16,000 nuclear missiles in a matter of mili seconds* ChadFoxHoF: NO!!!! ChadFoxHoF: not nuclear outofcontrol2924: ok outofcontrol2924: *converts them to cash* ChadFoxHoF: that will hurt the rest of the world too outofcontrol2924: there now our reserves are back* ChadFoxHoF: we only want europe outofcontrol2924: yeah outofcontrol2924: but outofcontrol2924: this is a huge threat outofcontrol2924: i would have only used like 3 ChadFoxHoF: *gets spain* ChadFoxHoF: wow that was easy outofcontrol2924: well outofcontrol2924: what do you expect outofcontrol2924: it's spain ChadFoxHoF: *france surrenders before we even get within 400 miles* ChadFoxHoF: haha fags outofcontrol2924: LOL ChadFoxHoF: ok 2 down ChadFoxHoF: and i only used 5 bullets outofcontrol2924: wow outofcontrol2924: what a record outofcontrol2924: lets see outofcontrol2924: *builds enormous monitor* outofcontrol2924: *400 miles in diameter* ChadFoxHoF: wow ChadFoxHoF: *plays css on it* outofcontrol2924: i'm going to put numerous video clips independance day outofcontrol2924: and say those alien ships are actually mine ChadFoxHoF: h/o let me finish this css game outofcontrol2924: k ChadFoxHoF: *plays on enormous monitor* outofcontrol2924: *waits* outofcontrol2924: u through? ChadFoxHoF: FUCKIN HACKER!!!!! ChadFoxHoF: *throws keyboarrd* ChadFoxHoF: *kills the kid who killed me in-game* ChadFoxHoF: ok done outofcontrol2924: lets do this outofcontrol2924: *using the monitor takes all of northern and eastern europe* outofcontrol2924: *locks up all political powers in back seat of an astro van* ChadFoxHoF: sucks! ChadFoxHoF: !!! ChadFoxHoF: let me take care of them outofcontrol2924: you sure? ChadFoxHoF: yea outofcontrol2924: cuz it's a lot of work outofcontrol2924: with the cement and all ChadFoxHoF: i got this outofcontrol2924: well outofcontrol2924: at least take this outofcontrol2924: *hands over immediate dry cement* outofcontrol2924: that'll make it quicker ChadFoxHoF: cement is for 1 guy kills only ChadFoxHoF: watch this ChadFoxHoF: *drives the van and points it at a cliff* ChadFoxHoF: *shifts into nuetral* ChadFoxHoF: *puts brick on the gas pedal* ChadFoxHoF: *releases handbrake* ChadFoxHoF: *shifts into drive* ChadFoxHoF: *waves as the fan careens off cliff* ChadFoxHoF: *at 1 second before impact the van explodes from a car bomb* ChadFoxHoF: suckers outofcontrol2924: wow outofcontrol2924: i could have sworn that was a movie right before my eyes ChadFoxHoF: nope ChadFoxHoF: see the trick is the car bomb ChadFoxHoF: you make it explode right before ChadFoxHoF: so they die before they think they will ChadFoxHoF: <3 outofcontrol2924: cute <3 outofcontrol2924: now lets take over the remaining 8 countries outofcontrol2924: *does it within 3.5 seconds* outofcontrol2924: there we go outofcontrol2924: *portugal italy and luxembourge celebrate* ChadFoxHoF: are we going to take cyprus too? outofcontrol2924: we did <3 outofcontrol2924: well outofcontrol2924: we now have a 2% gain outofcontrol2924: awesome outofcontrol2924: *hands you back what you gave me* outofcontrol2924: *keeps 2%* ChadFoxHoF: ok cool outofcontrol2924: awesome ChadFoxHoF: 2% of that amount is still alot outofcontrol2924: meh outofcontrol2924: it's enough to feed all kids in africa outofcontrol2924: *gives all starving people in africa 6 months of food* ChadFoxHoF: youll probably have left overs ChadFoxHoF: 2% of that amount of money is still 5869344691464.66 outofcontrol2924: *in 2 months africa's economy grows nearly as large as america since money is not spent on food but rather on improving travel and sight seeing* ChadFoxHoF: cool
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